“Michael’s a good friend of mine. Michael called me on the phone, ‘Is this Chris Tucker?’ I said, ‘Yeah, who dis?’ He said, ‘This is Michael Jackson.’ I said, ‘Aha, what’s up, Mike?’ He said, ‘I just wanna call and tell you, I’ve seen your movie ‘Rush Hour 2’ and you kickin’ with the wrong leg. Stop making me look bad.’” —Chris Tucker

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